January 31st, 2012 at 12:12AM
I am friendship incarnate. 

I am friendship incarnate. 

(via cgwacko)

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January 29th, 2012 at 3:12AM

What if I just became the next Christopher Hitchens?

Except like, WAY cuter, y’know?

January 28th, 2012 at 3:01AM
They say people who kill themselves never regret it. — Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock. (via keyboardpubes)
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January 27th, 2012 at 7:39PM
my step mom won’t stop with all this diaper talk now that she’s so close to her due date, and this question had been nagging me for quite some time.

my step mom won’t stop with all this diaper talk now that she’s so close to her due date, and this question had been nagging me for quite some time.

January 26th, 2012 at 4:55PM
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: omg i just peed a little bit. Why are dying dreams so funny to me? here

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

omg i just peed a little bit.

Why are dying dreams so funny to me?

here

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January 21st, 2012 at 3:20PM

(via worldinagrainofsand)

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January 20th, 2012 at 6:43PM
He must have a golden dick because he sure don’t have a golden face. — My mom on Newt Gingrich (via alexandernevermind)

(via charmingortedious)
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January 20th, 2012 at 6:36PM

tyleroakley:

I’m kind of turned on.

What is this feeling?

So sudden and new? 

proper panty melter, barry. 

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January 19th, 2012 at 3:39PM
amishporn: Barely 18 epochs old.

amishporn:

Barely 18 epochs old.

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January 18th, 2012 at 7:51PM

I can tell when I’m on my period because everyone looks fuckable, but everything they say makes me want to hatefuck them.

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