December 2011
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Remember when my laptop, books and cologne got...
And how I was sadder about the cologne than I was the laptop? :(
mattheuphonium asked: part of them, yes.
I love when my hot friends finally lose their...
It makes me feel like everything is okay in the world. :’)
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I think enough time has passed that we can all...
Mostly I’d like to discuss their weight gain in relation to how easily butthurt they get.
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Paranoia is contagious
My grandmother’s paranoia about my mental health has infected my family. First it was my parents, then my step mom, then an aunt of mine. But now, my homeless, schizophrenic uncle is worried about me. He called me to say that It Gets Better, and to know he was thinking about me, and to keep taking my medicine. The man who once set an apartment building on fire, was addicted to Ritalin, and...
I don’t know if now, having lived and died the life of a man, I can write...
– Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhoof Pal
just looked up the symptoms for schizophrenia and...
do you guys still love me, despite my disease?
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CHRIST, THIS LAXATIVE IS HITTING ME LIKE A GODDAMN TRUCK. *fart sounds*
– the only thing I say when my family is on the phone with strangers
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