March 2012
39 posts
I haven't had an orgasm in like, a week.
am i dead????
February 2012
20 posts
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someone I knew in high school died.
the last time I saw him was in Target. he saw me and came and joked with me. It was an awful day at work, and he was his normal whimsical self and even though it was less than two minutes, talking to him was the highlight of that week. He gave me his number and I told him I’d text him so we could hang out before summer was over and he ran off to Oberlin to go be a world class clarinetist. I...
Tyler Vazquez: heaven... →
tylervazquez:
I don’t know about heaven bein’ a place you go once you die. I do believe heaven is what happens when you put that blast in your arm and all the back alley bricks turn to gold, like some kind of Fort Knox where you can stay holed up and protected from those cops and nosey-bitch social workers who…
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Reblog this if you want to die.
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someone i knew in high school once told a funny...
A judge for a solo band contest once asked her why she didn’t go flute caroling that year, and she said that she didn’t because her grandmother had died. The judge made uncomfortable conversation about death for a moment before letting it go, and it was a fucking funny story to hear. I just read on facebook that her grandmother passed away, and I laughed because I remembered that...
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I'm starting production on my porno "Love and...
in lieu of an audition just email me cockshots thanks!!!
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Reason #1 to have sex
tbeckz:
Virgins are the first to be sacrificed.
On my secret.
dearcoketalk:
You work full time (at least I’m guessing you do, from your blog), you lead a busy social life (again, my assumption), you are completely up to date on everything politics, economics, entertainment, EVERYTHING. Plus you know all major literary works, major historical events… you know details beyond what a simple wiki search can provide. You know stuff that can only be understood...
Reblog with your gender
unfboy:
awwwfuckyou:
luisosaurus:
tinypirateinvasion:
renamc24:
adventure-timer:
the-afroburger:
cardkind:
teddy-vincent:
benedickscumbersnatch:
eridancryingalonewithhimself:
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
shorlok:
moriartiess:
adrimnzr:
rougeofbutts:
linh-linh:
Fish
anime
vocaloid
moriarty
burd
homestuck
paddleboat
fnafiction
tomato
butt
...
Reblog with your sexuality.
cgwacko:
kylebeans:
devil-fucking-dickens:
solluxsdoubledicks:
singlepixelsmiles:
laceypendragon:
colourtheory-rn:
munchkinowl:
hazardouspyro:
corns-300-characters:
askshadowthendermen:
Bisexual.
Asexual.
Pyrosexual.
Homosexual (pan-romantic)
Pansexual
Heterosexual
vincentsexual
Solluxsexual
bisexual homoromantic.
Panromantic homosexual
Yeah, what Kyle...
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my life is a sitcom written by a god with a...
Murphy’s law can kiss my white Irish ass. It seems like every time a sexual encounter pokes its head up in my life, something goes wrong. Oh, you’re about to lose your virginity? NO LUBE JUST SPIT ON IT DRUNKBOY LOL. Oh, your boyfriend wants to try buttstuff? HE’S CATHOLIC AND HIS GUILT IS COCKBLOCKING YOU LOL. Oh, flirtatious boy sexting you? LOL UR JOKE ABOUT UR BUTT BEING...
“I’m voting for Ron Paul.”
– an idiot (via bringtheruckuss)
sometimes
three5zerozero:
i just want to punch my roommate in the fucking throat.
me too. (except I am my roommate.)
