Would you guys buy my book?
“Drunk Texts of a Lunatic: The Matt O’Brien Story”
I’m thinking it’ll be a drunk text I send, followed by my own sober-ish/hungover commentary.
“‘HAOPY NEW YEASD DRUNK THJNG HOPE YOU AMD YOUR WIENER ARE WELLLL ;D’
I hate myself.”
“‘IM IRISH ILK GET AS INTOXIBATED AS I FUCKIN WANT, BROWN BOYY’
I don’t deserve to live.”
“‘Snooki is to prohibition repeal day as Santa is to Christmas wanna come get drunkk???’
In an infinitely expanding universe, I am a waste of space.”
please donate money so I can drink and complete my book xoxo
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