February 6th, 2012 at 7:07PM

On my secret.

dearcoketalk:

You work full time (at least I’m guessing you do, from your blog), you lead a busy social life (again, my assumption), you are completely up to date on everything politics, economics, entertainment, EVERYTHING.  Plus you know all major literary works, major historical events… you know details beyond what a simple wiki search can provide. You know stuff that can only be understood by studying the source. How do you do it? What’s your secret?


Oompa-Loompas.

I’ve been trying to get my hands on Oompa-Loompas for years, but the only ones I could find were cheap knockoffs called “Snookis” or something.

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    This is possibly...favorite Coke Talk answer ever.
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